and-down-we-go:

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid

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He’s still a good doggo

catchymemes:

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brigette-rose:

catch a falling nugget put it in your pocket save it for a hungry day

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few-shun-ha:

Remember when Fry drank 100 cups of coffee and reached the Ultra Instinct???

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helenamallus:

notyouraveragesteve:

1200lxrd:

woodmeat:

pr1nceshawn:

Photos Showing That Angle Is Everything.

this is pissing me off

this shit made me mad

Whoa

Cool

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eastcoastslang:

im in the mood to receive a check for six hundred thousand dollars 

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ybcpatrick:

green day: i walk these empty streets on the boulevard of broken dreams when the city sleeps and i’m the only one and i walk alone

eight year old me:

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rabidauthor:

trashy-prince:

2srooky:

shanellbklyn:

x-cunt-hunter-x:

kxngvxgitx:

cold-fury:

One of the best moments of my childhood.

BITCH

ZERO HAD ZERO FUCKS

I can’t even tell you how excited I was that they turned this book into a movie and it was good

I literally have absolutely no complaints with the movie at all. Once, my friend and I did comparisons from the book and the movie, and we found the only major difference was the fact that Stanley wasn’t heavy set when he arrived at the camp in the movie. The majority of the script is raw quotations from the book.
This is my favorite book to movie adaptation and it did everything Percy Jackson, Inkheart, and The Golden Compass didn’t.

yesss this was such a good book and film

And the only reason Stanely wasn’t heavy set was because in the book he loses tons of weight and eventually ends up being almost thin. The director said he didn’t want to force an adolescent boy to lose weight on such a quick filming schedule, and L’bouf’s audition was so spot on, that they decided to go with a thinner Stanely from the beginning

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chrisynova:

best response to a sexist boyfriend

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Have fun at school!

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srsfunny:
“If silence were loudness, owls would be the loudest flying animals…
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srsfunny:

If silence were loudness, owls would be the loudest flying animals…

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My own mother didn’t wish me a happy birthday.